The Rock was BEGGED by the biogonist to write an email explaining how 
this clan got started.  The Rock would like to admit that if it wasn't for 
The Rock the clan would not be as good as it is today.  Well here is the 
history of the clan known as [UMDHK]:

    It was started up by Anthropogonist (the gay one) and the 
Gunslinger (kind of in retirement for now).  Speed and Biogonist were then added 
to the clan.  So with these four members in the clan The Gunslinger went and 
he assessed the quality of the clan and saw that it was not up to par.  He 
saw a bunch of counterstrike players that could not match up to the mighty 
Gunslinger.  When he saw that he would have to carry this clan, with no 
real help, he decided to leave and he made his own clan [DTHK] (Dark Tower 
Hired Killers).  Then this young start up started to play counterstrike.  The 
name of this player was The Rock.  The Rock showed that he had the skills to 
be a great counterstrike player.  Gunslinger and Anthro both recognized the 
skill of The Rock.  So one day Anthro asked Rock about putting UMDHK in front 
of his name.  Gunslinger was in the room when this question was asked.  
The Gunslinger, seeing that he was going to miss out on getting The Great 
One into his clan, offered The Rock a spot in DTHK.  The Rock told Anthro 
that he would join UMDHK.  Those first few days that Rock was UMDHK were very 
important.  Gunslinger had saw that The Rock had the ability to play 
counterstrike on that level that only a few people can play at.  
Despite Gunslinger trying to get the Rock to switch clans, he saw that the Rock 
was not going to change.  Gunslinger realized that The Rock was going to 
stay UMDHK.  Gunslinger had also realized that The Rock had brought UMDHK 
from a lower level clan to a high quality clan.  So the Gunslinger decided 
that he would join The Rock and together, lead by The Rock and Gunslinger, 
UMDHK would be brought to the top of the counterstrike world.  The Rock and Gunslinger were on the verge of putting UMDHK into the top 100 when they realized something was missing.  Anthro was not holding up on his end so we knew that we needed to recruit a new member for the clan, he tried to help his situation by recruiting 8-ball but nothing could change the fact that Anthro was hurting the clan.  At this time we noticed that Devildog had left the clan that he used to belong too.  So Gunslinger and The Rock decided that we would bless Devildog with the offer to join UMDHK.  When we offered Dev the spot he was in shock.  He couldn't believe that such a great clan like UMDHK would ask someone like him to join.  So after he got over the shock Devildog answered by saying that he would love to join UMDHK and he thanked us for letting someone like himself join the clan.  So with the addition of Devildog's hacking skillz (he hacked into the clq rankings so that he could be above The Rock and Gunslinger) we moved into the top one hundred with a ranking of 83 in the world.  We were on the rise.  Nothing was going to be able to stop us from beinging that number one clan.  We were wrong.  Sureshot, Dankbud, Danknug, and Stone were all getting sick of being killed by The Rock, Gunslinger, and Devildog.  They realized a way that they could get rid of two of us.  They wrote thousands of letters to Umass Dartmouth begging them to put up a firewall.  Then the worst happened.  They got there wish.  The firewall went up.  We had no access to internet games.  Then to add to the troubles Gunslinger flunked out of school (five F's).  So Devildog tried to keep up the clan going by himself but it was tough.  So he went out and got reinforcements in the form of Quick, Monokome Hime, Uncle Bob, Ghost.  Then finally by some blessing from God UMD gave students access to internet games.  Which means that The Rock is back.  All of you know the rest.  

The Rock